Elbert Hubbard Quotes on Funny and Perfume
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. ~ Elbert Hubbard
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Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
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Samuel Johnson Quotes on a Funny One Idea
“That fellow seems to me to possess but one idea, and that is a wrong one.” ~ Samuel Johnson View
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Samuel Johnson Quotes on Displaying Qualities
“Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.” ~ Samuel Johnson
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Samuel Johnson Quotes on Irrational Entertainment
“An exotic and irrational entertainment.” ~ Samuel Johnson View some more related quotes on Fun.
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Samuel Johnson Quotes on Fly-Fishing and Humor
“Fly-fishing may be a very pleasant amusement; but angling or float fishing I can only compare to a stick and
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Voltaire Quotes on Having a Witty Saying
“A witty saying proves nothing.” ~ Voltaire View some more related quotes on Learning.
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Voltaire Quotes on Getting Ruined Funnily
“I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.” ~ Voltaire
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Voltaire Quotes on Prejudices and Fools
“Prejudices are what fools use for reason.” ~ Voltaire View some more related funny quotes.
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Voltaire Quotes on Mathematicians and Infinity
“The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.” ~ Voltaire
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Voltaire Quotes on Women and Funny
“I hate women because they always know where things are.” ~ Voltaire View some more related quotes on Men.
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Voltaire Quotes on God and Enemies
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.’ And
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Voltaire Quotes on Every Man Being Guilty
“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” ~ Voltaire View some more related quotes on
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Oscar Wilde Quotes on Deceiving Others
“Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.” ~ Oscar Wilde View some more related quotes on Romance.
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Oscar Wilde Quotes on Moderation and Success
“Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.” ~ Oscar Wilde View some more related Humorous quotes.
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Sarah Chauncey Woolsey Quotes on Earth’s Gladdest Day
“Earth’s saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart!” ~ Sarah Chauncey Woolsey View some more related quotes
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Oscar Wilde Quotes on Young Men and Old Men
“Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.” ~ Oscar Wilde
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Oscar Wilde Quotes on Moderation and Life
“Everything in moderation, including moderation.” ~ Oscar Wilde View some more related quotes on being positive.
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Logan Pearsall Smith Quotes on Life and Reading
“People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.” ~ Logan Pearsall Smith View some more related quotes
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Oscar Wilde Quotes on Why Men Marry
“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.” ~ Oscar Wilde View some more
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Oscar Wilde Quotes on the Survival of a Poet
“A poet can survive everything but a misprint.” ~ Oscar Wilde View some more related quotes on Survival.
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