Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Rice and Hunger
“Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.” ~ Mitch Hedberg View some
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Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
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Will Rogers Funny Quotes on Good Judgement
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” ~ Will Rogers View some more
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Gertrude Stein Quotes on Becoming a Genius
“It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really
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George Carlin Quotes on the Forces of Evil
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” ~ George Carlin View some more related
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John Mulaney Quotes on Being Funny First
“Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that’s awesome.” ~ John Mulaney. View
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Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Following My Dreams
“You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up
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W. C. Fields Quotes on Getting a Lot of Sleep
“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.” ~ W. C. Fields View some more quotes
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Mark Twain Quotes on Too Much of Good Whiskey
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~ Mark Twain View some more
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Joe Rogan Quotes on Acting under Pressure
“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”
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Rosa Parks Quotes on Taking the First Step
“I knew someone had to take the first step and I made up my mind not to move.” ~ Rosa
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Harley Quinn Quotes on What He’ll Never Understand
“I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.” ~ Harley Quinn View some more Harley Quinn quotes
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Harlan Ellison Quotes on Being Stupid
I don’t mind you thinking I’m stupid, but don’t talk to me like I’m stupid. ~ Harlan Ellison View some
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Benito Mussolini Quotes on This is Fascism
Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power. ~ Benito Mussolini
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Benito Mussolini Quotes on This is Socialism
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail. ~ Benito Mussolini View some more Political quotes
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Heath Ledger Quotes on This is Why You Need to Smile
“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” ~ The Joker –
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George Carlin Quotes on Averting the Forces of Evil
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” ~ George Carlin View some more related
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Dizzy Dean Quotes on Having an Empty Head
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. ~ Dizzy Dean View some more Funny quotes
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George Orwell Quotes on Survival of the Fittest
“To survive it is often necessary to fight and to fight you have to dirty yourself.” ~ George Orwell
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George Orwell Quotes on War, Freedom and Ignorance
“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” ~ George Orwell View some more War quotes
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Winston Churchill Quotes on Going Through Hell
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” ~ Winston Churchill View some more Funny Quotes
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