George Carlin Quotes on Tonight’s Weather Forecast

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.” ~ George Carlin View some more

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Robert Benchley Quotes on One Cubic Foot Less

“One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more related quotes

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Robert Benchley Quotes on Having Succeeded Fairly Well

“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” ~ Robert

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Robert Benchley Quotes on Dry Martini

“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?” ~ Robert Benchley View some more

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