Lou Holtz Quotes on People and Problems
“Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.”
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Humor Quotes
Humor Quotes
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Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Depression with Playing Tennis
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a
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Charlie Chaplin Quotes on Life is a Tragedy
“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” ~ Charlie Chaplin View some more related quotes
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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Fat People
“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield View some
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Steven Wright Quotes on the Plane’s Black Box
“Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.” ~ Steven Wright View some more related
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Stephen Hillenburg Quotes on the Facts of Stupidity
“Stupidity ain’t a virus, but it’s sure is spreadin’ like one.” ~ Sandy Cheeks, Greetings From Bikini Bottom – Stephen
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Kurt Cobain Quotes on Asking Someone Else First
“If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.” ~ Kurt Cobain View some more quotes
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Flip Wilson Quotes on Get Well Cards and Humor
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun. ~ Flip
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William Goldman Quotes on Life Isn’t Fair
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all. ~ William Goldman View some more Life quotes
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David Foster Wallace Quotes on What is Fiction?
Fiction’s about what it is to be a human being. ~ David Foster Wallace View some more quotes on Life
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Robin Williams Quotes on Fighting with an Ugly Person
“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.” ~ Robin Williams View some more Funny
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Mark Twain Quotes on Quitting Smoking is Easy
“Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.” ~ Mark Twain View some more Addiction quotes
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Dylan Moran Quotes on Why Tequila is Not Even a Drink
Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone. ~ Dylan
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Mahatma Gandhi Quotes on Committing Suicide
“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi View some more
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Warren Buffett’s Only Two Rules For Investing
“Rule No. 1: Never lose money. Rule No. 2: Never forget rule No.1.” ~ Warren Buffett
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Chesty Puller Quotes on Marine Corps and Getting Married
Son, when the Marine Corps wants you to have a wife, you will be issued one. ~ Chesty Puller More
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Harlan Ellison Quotes on Common Elements in the Universe
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. ~ Harlan Ellison More Funny Quotes
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George Carlin Quotes on Monkey and Circus
“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.” ~ George Carlin View
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Charles Bukowski Quotes on People and Horrible Lives
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” ~ Charles Bukowski View some more related quotes
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Robert E Lee Quotes on Why I Never Drink Whiskey
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. ~ Robert E. Lee
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