Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Rice and Hunger
“Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.” ~ Mitch Hedberg View some
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Author: Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Humor with a Girlfriend
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” ~
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Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Depression with Playing Tennis
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a
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Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Following My Dreams
“You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up
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