American humor Quotes - abrainyquote

“Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more

Robert Benchley Quotes on Work Sitting Down

“I do most of my work sitting down; that’s where I shine.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more quotes on

“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more

“A freelance is one who gets paid by the word — per piece or perhaps.” ~ Robert Benchley View

“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” ~ Robert

“If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and

“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?” ~ Robert Benchley View some more

“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because

“Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more

“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.”

“My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.” ~ Mark Twain View some more