Robert Frost Quotes on Getting Married and Worried
“It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets
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Steven Wright Quotes on the Plane’s Black Box
“Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.” ~ Steven Wright View some more related
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John Mulaney Quotes on Being Funny First
“Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that’s awesome.” ~ John Mulaney. View
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Dizzy Dean Quotes on Having an Empty Head
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. ~ Dizzy Dean View some more Funny quotes
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George Carlin Quotes on Tonight’s Weather Forecast
“Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.” ~ George Carlin View some more
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Savage Quotes on Treat Me Like a Joke
“Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.” View some more Funny quotes
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Funny Quote on How to Act My Age
I don’t know how to act my age. I have never been this age before.
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Thomas Carlyle Quotes on a Poor Creature
“A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering.” ~ Thomas
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Thomas Carlyle Says it’s Funny to Understand the Universe
“I don’t pretend to understand the Universe – it’s a great deal bigger than I am.” ~ Thomas Carlyle View
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Robert Benchley Quotes on a Freelance Work
“A freelance is one who gets paid by the word — per piece or perhaps.” ~ Robert Benchley View
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Robert Benchley Quotes on One Cubic Foot Less
“One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more related quotes
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Robert Benchley Quotes on Having Succeeded Fairly Well
“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” ~ Robert
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Robert Benchley Quotes on Calling a Good Doctor
“If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and
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Robert Benchley Quotes on Dry Martini
“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?” ~ Robert Benchley View some more
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Robert Benchley Quotes on Talent for Writing
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because
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Robert Benchley Quotes on an Occasional Heart Attack
“Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more
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Robert Benchley Quotes on Doing Any Amount of Work
“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.”
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Thomas A. Edison Quotes on My Mother and Me
“My mother was the making of me.” ~ Thomas A. Edison View some more related quotes from Edison.
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Josh Billings Quotes on a Young Man
“When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.” ~ Josh Billings
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Josh Billings Quotes on Knowing One’s Self
“It’s not only the most difficult thing to know one’s self, but the most inconvenient.” ~ Josh Billings View some
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