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“The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ~ George Carlin View

George Carlin Quotes on the Forces of Evil

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” ~ George Carlin View some more related

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“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” ~ George Carlin View some more related

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“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”

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“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.” ~ George Carlin View

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.” ~ George Carlin View some more