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“The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ~ George Carlin View

George Carlin Quotes on the Forces of Evil

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” ~ George Carlin View some more related

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” ~ George Carlin View some more related

“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” ~ George Carlin View some more related quotes on

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” ~ George Carlin View some more related

“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.” ~ George Carlin View

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.” ~ George Carlin View some more