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“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.” ~ Erma Bombeck View

Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Following My Dreams

“You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up

“I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at ‘Saturday Night Live.” ~ Andy

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the

“Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.” View some more Funny quotes

“My father’s wit, and my mother’s tongue, assist me!” ~ William Shakespeare View some more related quotes on Mothers.

“A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.” ~ George Eliot View some more related

“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.” ~ Oscar Wilde View some more related quotes on Expectations.