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“Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more

Robert Benchley Quotes on Work Sitting Down

“I do most of my work sitting down; that’s where I shine.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more quotes on

“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more

“A freelance is one who gets paid by the word — per piece or perhaps.” ~ Robert Benchley View

“One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more related quotes

“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” ~ Robert

“If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and

“She sleeps alone at last.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more related quotes on Death.

“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?” ~ Robert Benchley View some more

“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because

“Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more

“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.”