Dizzy Dean Quotes on Having an Empty Head
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. ~ Dizzy Dean View some more Funny quotes
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George Orwell Quotes on Survival of the Fittest
“To survive it is often necessary to fight and to fight you have to dirty yourself.” ~ George Orwell
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George Orwell Quotes on War, Freedom and Ignorance
“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” ~ George Orwell View some more War quotes
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Winston Churchill Quotes on Going Through Hell
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” ~ Winston Churchill View some more Funny Quotes
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Henry Longfellow Quotes on Best Thing When its Raining
“The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain.” ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Read some
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Harlan Ellison Quotes on Common Elements in the Universe
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. ~ Harlan Ellison More Funny Quotes
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George Carlin Quotes on Monkey and Circus
“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.” ~ George Carlin View
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Wednesday Quotes on Life Spiraling Out of Control
“Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of
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Robert Benchley Quotes on Make a Monkey of a Man
“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more
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Funny Quote on How to Act My Age
I don’t know how to act my age. I have never been this age before.
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Thomas Carlyle Quotes on a Poor Creature
“A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering.” ~ Thomas
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Robert Benchley Quotes on One Cubic Foot Less
“One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more related quotes
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Robert Benchley Quotes on Having Succeeded Fairly Well
“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” ~ Robert
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Robert Benchley Quotes on Calling a Good Doctor
“If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and
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Robert Benchley Quotes on Talent for Writing
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because
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Robert Benchley Quotes on an Occasional Heart Attack
“Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.” ~ Robert Benchley View some more
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Robert Benchley Quotes on Doing Any Amount of Work
“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.”
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Josh Billings Quotes on the Greatest Thief of this World
“The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.” ~ Josh Billings View
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Josh Billings Quotes on Knowing One’s Self
“It’s not only the most difficult thing to know one’s self, but the most inconvenient.” ~ Josh Billings View some
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Josh Billings Quotes on How to Convince a Fool
“The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.” ~
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